Salve. Il mio nome è Pinocchio Collodi e io sono una matricola qui a Elias. For those of you who don't speak Italian, my name is Pinocchio, but you can call me Pin. I'm a freshman whose life revolves around fashion. I basically need clothes to live. If you ever need help in that department, I'm your guy. Oh, et si vous parlez français, bonjour! I'll be around so let me know if you need me by dropping me a message.
Pip: Now you know how I feel. I mean I wouldn't be surprised if you just changed your mind one day and were like "Whoops, nope, not gonna marry THAT" but then I tell myself that's ridiculous because you're the most wonderful, honest, good human being I know. And I mean, I have the ring and I'm not giving it back so there.
Pin: I'll never change my mind about you. You're stuck with me and I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that causes you, but there's no way out of it.
Pip: Okay NOW you're officially crazy. I'm pretty sure I'm getting married to you, not some UGLY CAT
Pin: I'm nervous about seeing you.
Pin: I'm so excited to see you, but what if you see me and you decide you don't want to marry me or something insane like that? That is so stupid, I know. I know it's not true and not going to happen. I just love you so much, I'm nervous, I'm sorry.
Pip: ...Since when have i EVER shared food with ANYONE let alone a CAT.
Pip: you tried to eat my fries once and I bit you
Pin: I know you did. He didn't gain that much weight with just his tuna and cat food.
Pin: But that's okay, we'll pretend you didn't. Just like we pretend you don't love him more than you love me.
Pip: He was a little shit the entire summer how do you think we got along.
Pip: however he is at least ten pounds fatter so i mean HE had the time of his life
Pin: You shared human food with him, didn't you?
Pin: You can't resist his cute little kitty face, can you?
Pin: I knew it.
Pip: Baby, I promise I'll be there way earlier than necessary. I'm bringing coffee and my laptop and I have Aurora on speed dial if she needs to go over for Figaro. You have everything in order and you checked off every last thing on your list. Get excited to come home and see me! :DDD
Pin: ugh baby i am excited. i'm so excited and i'm sorry i keep freaking out over stupid things. i'm trying not to, i really am. thank you for being so patient with me and all my crazy. i love you so much and i don't even know where i'd be without you.
Pip: uh actually i'm a superhero who can hold my breath for 10,000 minutes bitch don't kill my vibe
Pin: Okay, but seriously, my plane lands at 11:17, but it might be early so you should get there before that and also make sure Figaro has food just in case the plane is delayed and you have to be gone all day.
Pip: Yes, baby, of course I'm gonna be there. Do you think I would miss a /second/ of getting to see you again? Uh no. I'm gonna be the first one lined up and so you better be the first one of the plane because I've been holding my breath for like 10,000 minutes since I saw you last <3
Pin: That isn't funny because you would be really dead and that is not okay.
Pin: You're going to be at the airport to pick me up tomorrow, right? You didn't forget, did you? I know you're busy and stuff so I just wanted to text you to make triple sure you were going to be there and also because I'm an ocd control freak and I felt the need to ask you again.
Where are you flying back from? I’d suggest staving it off as long as you possibly can, but that may not be the best advice considering you want to be over it by the time school begins.
New York. So I guess I won’t really suffer from jet lag, but flying takes a lot out of me. For some reason it always makes me feel like I’m on a whole new planet when I land. That might be because I have to take Dramamine so I don’t get air sick and that makes me super drowsy. All in all, I’m just really not looking forward to the flight.