Salve. Il mio nome è Pinocchio Collodi e io sono una matricola qui a Elias. For those of you who don't speak Italian, my name is Pinocchio, but you can call me Pin. I'm a freshman whose life revolves around fashion. I basically need clothes to live. If you ever need help in that department, I'm your guy. Oh, et si vous parlez français, bonjour! I'll be around so let me know if you need me by dropping me a message.
Ro: I have been. He's balked a little at talking, but I have been popping in to visit him whenever I can. He has. He's really upset, but I promise I am doing my best to help where I can.
Pin: you might want to check in the cabinet above the stove because sometimes pip hides a bottle of vodka up there like, on top of all the other stuff he has in the pantry. so it might not look like he's been drinking a lot, but check the secret stash place. please.
Pin: So I'm just assuming that you've been talking to Pip and making sure he's okay and stuff, so I'm just gonna ask you how he seems to be doing. He's on the dash talking about vodka and going out drinking which makes me a liiiiiittle worried and I didn't know who else to ask. You're like his best friend so you're the only person I could think of to ask. Sorry for bothering you. I'm also assuming you know what's going on. I'm sure Pip told you.
Pip: Fine. I'll take care of him for now. I didn't sign up for a cat though Pin, and I fucking hate cats. I don't know how many times I can say that before you believe me.
Pin: I'll believe it when it's true, I guess. Anyway, when can I come get everything?