Salve. Il mio nome è Pinocchio Collodi e io sono una matricola qui a Elias. For those of you who don't speak Italian, my name is Pinocchio, but you can call me Pin. I'm a freshman whose life revolves around fashion. I basically need clothes to live. If you ever need help in that department, I'm your guy. Oh, et si vous parlez français, bonjour! I'll be around so let me know if you need me by dropping me a message.
Pip: Now you know how I feel. I mean I wouldn't be surprised if you just changed your mind one day and were like "Whoops, nope, not gonna marry THAT" but then I tell myself that's ridiculous because you're the most wonderful, honest, good human being I know. And I mean, I have the ring and I'm not giving it back so there.
Pin: I'll never change my mind about you. You're stuck with me and I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that causes you, but there's no way out of it.
Pip: Okay NOW you're officially crazy. I'm pretty sure I'm getting married to you, not some UGLY CAT
Pin: I'm nervous about seeing you.
Pin: I'm so excited to see you, but what if you see me and you decide you don't want to marry me or something insane like that? That is so stupid, I know. I know it's not true and not going to happen. I just love you so much, I'm nervous, I'm sorry.
Pip: ...Since when have i EVER shared food with ANYONE let alone a CAT.
Pip: you tried to eat my fries once and I bit you
Pin: I know you did. He didn't gain that much weight with just his tuna and cat food.
Pin: But that's okay, we'll pretend you didn't. Just like we pretend you don't love him more than you love me.
Pip: He was a little shit the entire summer how do you think we got along.
Pip: however he is at least ten pounds fatter so i mean HE had the time of his life
Pin: You shared human food with him, didn't you?
Pin: You can't resist his cute little kitty face, can you?
Pin: I knew it.
Pip: Baby, I promise I'll be there way earlier than necessary. I'm bringing coffee and my laptop and I have Aurora on speed dial if she needs to go over for Figaro. You have everything in order and you checked off every last thing on your list. Get excited to come home and see me! :DDD
Pin: ugh baby i am excited. i'm so excited and i'm sorry i keep freaking out over stupid things. i'm trying not to, i really am. thank you for being so patient with me and all my crazy. i love you so much and i don't even know where i'd be without you.