outtatheway-honey:

You’re on. Just watch. I’ll be the goddamn Virgin motherfuckin Mary. I won’t so much as be TEMPTED 

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Okay, but I’m walking around in my underwear.

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outtatheway-honey:

You guess? Ha. I  bet you couldn’t go 24 hours without my cuddles. 

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I bet I’d never have to find out because you can’t go 24 hours either.

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outtatheway-honey:

i mean if you insist but that means we can’t cuddle anymore </3

I take it back, I guess.

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I’m sorry, but this is 10000% against the rules. Leave.

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Pipin Texts

Pip: Now you know how I feel. I mean I wouldn't be surprised if you just changed your mind one day and were like "Whoops, nope, not gonna marry THAT" but then I tell myself that's ridiculous because you're the most wonderful, honest, good human being I know. And I mean, I have the ring and I'm not giving it back so there.
Pin: I'll never change my mind about you. You're stuck with me and I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that causes you, but there's no way out of it.
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Pipin Texts

Pip: Okay NOW you're officially crazy. I'm pretty sure I'm getting married to you, not some UGLY CAT
Pin: I'm nervous about seeing you.
Pin: I'm so excited to see you, but what if you see me and you decide you don't want to marry me or something insane like that? That is so stupid, I know. I know it's not true and not going to happen. I just love you so much, I'm nervous, I'm sorry.
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Pipin Texts

Pip: ...Since when have i EVER shared food with ANYONE let alone a CAT.
Pip: you tried to eat my fries once and I bit you
Pin: I know you did. He didn't gain that much weight with just his tuna and cat food.
Pin: But that's okay, we'll pretend you didn't. Just like we pretend you don't love him more than you love me.
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Pipin Texts

Pip: He was a little shit the entire summer how do you think we got along.
Pip: however he is at least ten pounds fatter so i mean HE had the time of his life
Pin: You shared human food with him, didn't you?
Pin: You can't resist his cute little kitty face, can you?
Pin: I knew it.
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Pipin Texts

Pip: You'd be a virgin for one.
Pip: I mean i love you you're perfect to me, crazy included <3 crazy especially. <33333
Pin: How's Figaro? Did you guys get along okay?
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Pipin Texts

Pip: Baby, I promise I'll be there way earlier than necessary. I'm bringing coffee and my laptop and I have Aurora on speed dial if she needs to go over for Figaro. You have everything in order and you checked off every last thing on your list. Get excited to come home and see me! :DDD
Pin: ugh baby i am excited. i'm so excited and i'm sorry i keep freaking out over stupid things. i'm trying not to, i really am. thank you for being so patient with me and all my crazy. i love you so much and i don't even know where i'd be without you.
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